The Seaside Sasquatch comes from a line of Sasquatch left here on Earth millenniums ago. For eons my species were tasked with guarding the portals on Earth to parallel universes.  Within the past several decades this task and many others have been automated and we have lived our peaceful life out in the wooded forest around the globe.

I have broke with  tradition and have relocated myself into human society here at Seaside, Oregon.  Humans were always feared by my ancestors but I find them interesting and kind of cute.  It is my mission to be an emissary between our two species and dispel some of the notions humans have about us.  You will find me to be quite amicable and ready to help in any way I can.  Life as a Sasquatch, living as a human, is not all that easy.  Grooming was never a big issue in the forest, but here I have found out that no one likes a smelly Sasquatch.  Humans sure have a lot of consumables and I am realizing this as I live day to day in my cave by the beach.  I have opened this store as a way to fund my existence but the main purpose is so that it may afford me more free time to walk the beach in Seaside and spread good feelings and maybe have a chuckle or two.  I hope to meet you on the promenade in Seaside one day and share a photo with you.  In the mean time, please feel free to browse the store and by all means tell your family and friends about us.   BELIEVE!!!!